英语幽默哲理小故事

第 1 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑英语幽默哲理小故事 英语幽默哲理小故事 咖啡问题 A man was at the doctor#39;s office. “Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?” he asked. “Take the spoon out of your cup. ” answered the doctor. 一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办?”他问道。 “把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。 如今我要表现得像一位女士 One day women#39;s dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women. 一天，一家百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的.中年男士想给他的太太选择第 2 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑一件女装。但是，没过多久，他就发觉自己已被疯狂的女人们撞得踉踉跄跄。 He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd. 他竭力地忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。 You there! challenged a thrilling voice. Can#39;t you act like a gentleman? “你干嘛?”有人尖声叫道，“你莫非不能表现得像一位绅士吗?” Listen, he said. I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady. “听着，”他说。“我已经像绅士一样表现了一个小时了。从如今起，我要表现得像一位女士。” 十块糖 Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?” 第 3 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑 “Ten.” Jim says. “Then,” Mother asks. “Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn#39;t it right?” 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 假如你有 10 块糖，吃了 4 块，那你还有几块糖?” “10 块。”吉姆说。 “10 块?”妈妈问。 “是的，妈妈。因为 4 块在我的肚子里面，6 块在肚子外面，4 加 6 等于 10，不对吗?”