在家无聊,老妈逼着我整理书柜,看着堆着如山的初中课本和作业本,我就感觉一个头两个大。留着干啥?作废纸卖了得了!老妈不依,把我赶到了阳台上,让我自己整理。拿着一本本泛黄的书本,看着作业簿上稚嫩的名字,总感觉那不可能是我写的,那么丑。翻开第一页,上面写着三个大字:补救本。补救?补救什么?细细看了遍,才回想起这是什么......呵呵,先不说,来看看我都写了些啥:说明书The last sunday evening, we had a 考试, it is an Englishs 考试。考试后批分完毕,my 分数 is eighty-seve 点 five。The second day is monday,Mr Yu 报出了 four teams 平均分 is eighty-seven 点 three,I am so glad!Because I think I am 超过平均分 zero 点two。Bu,when Mr Yu 报到 must write 说明书时,Mr Yu 报到了 my name。I am so 困惑!Why I must write 说明书?I think,so I asked to him:Mr Yu,my 分数 is eighty-seven 点five,the fourth teams 平均分 is eighty-seven 点 three,Im 超过平均分 zero 点 two,why I还要 write 说明书呢?Mr Yu said:Because your 考试卷 is 批错了,yours is eighty-six 点five。Dont 超过平均分!Oh!Bad luck!I think so。Why I 考得这么差呢?(老师在下面注明用 so badly 代替)?Because,the first,I am too 粗心了。Model(老师批注:改成 for example):The fourth sujects the first 中 have atheyword,but I wrote it tothe;the third 中 have adidnt,but I wrote it toddnt;the fourth中 have acrowd,and I wrote it to crowed。they are all wrong,make me lost six 分。The second,I am can not 想通。Model:The fifth subjects the last 中,have a a bike。The answer iswas riding,and I wrotewas bying。I think it is right,but its wrong,I am not 想通,why can not use bying a bike?(老师注明:Because by is a preposition。估量怕我看不懂,又说:这种格式是错误的,只有动词才能加 ing。)The third,I am too 笨了。Why do I say this?Becausefood 中的 oomakes a [u:],but I 却说it is [u],真不知是昏了 head 了,还是变白痴了。(严重 orz...)超囧的一篇说明书,...