搞笑幽默的检讨书

在家无聊，老妈逼着我整理书柜，看着堆着如山的初中课本和作业本，我就感觉一个头两个大。留着干啥?作废纸卖了得了!老妈不依，把我赶到了阳台上，让我自己整理。拿着一本本泛黄的书本，看着作业簿上稚嫩的名字，总感觉那不可能是我写的，那么丑。翻开第一页，上面写着三个大字：补救本。补救?补救什么?细细看了遍，才回想起这是什么......呵呵，先不说，来看看我都写了些啥：说明书The last sunday evening, we had a 考试， it is an Englishs 考试。考试后批分完毕，my 分数 is eighty-seve 点 five。The second day is monday，Mr Yu 报出了 four teams 平均分 is eighty-seven 点 three，I am so glad!Because I think I am 超过平均分 zero 点two。Bu，when Mr Yu 报到 must write 说明书时，Mr Yu 报到了 my name。I am so 困惑!Why I must write 说明书?I think，so I asked to him：Mr Yu，my 分数 is eighty-seven 点five，the fourth teams 平均分 is eighty-seven 点 three，Im 超过平均分 zero 点 two，why I还要 write 说明书呢?Mr Yu said：Because your 考试卷 is 批错了，yours is eighty-six 点five。Dont 超过平均分!Oh!Bad luck!I think so。Why I 考得这么差呢?(老师在下面注明用 so badly 代替)?Because，the first，I am too 粗心了。Model(老师批注：改成 for example)：The fourth sujects the first 中 have atheyword，but I wrote it tothe;the third 中 have adidnt，but I wrote it toddnt;the fourth中 have acrowd，and I wrote it to crowed。they are all wrong，make me lost six 分。The second，I am can not 想通。Model：The fifth subjects the last 中，have a a bike。The answer iswas riding，and I wrotewas bying。I think it is right，but its wrong，I am not 想通，why can not use bying a bike?(老师注明：Because by is a preposition。估量怕我看不懂，又说：这种格式是错误的，只有动词才能加 ing。)The third，I am too 笨了。Why do I say this?Becausefood 中的 oomakes a [u:]，but I 却说it is [u]，真不知是昏了 head 了，还是变白痴了。(严重 orz...)超囧的一篇说明书，...