人物：观音菩萨兼如花，唐僧，孙悟空，猪八戒，沙和尚，翠兰菩萨：Congratulations!YouhavesuccededgettingtheBuddhistScriptures.Torewardyou,wedecidetoprovideyouafreevacation.Now,youcandiscusswhereyouwanttogo.孙悟空：Hainan.Ofcourse!猪八戒：IpreferArabia.沙僧：I’llfollowourmaster.（三人争吵）菩萨：(做头疼状)Bequiet!Listentoyourmaster'ssuggestion.唐僧：Badguys,howcanyouignoreme?Slowdownandtaketurnstospeakonebyone.Youguyshavestayedforalongtime,justliketruebrothers.Youshouldlearntobemodest,friendlyandkindtoeachother.Stopquarrelinglikethis,OK?孙悟空：Shutup!OrI”llbeatyou.菩萨：(面向观众遮嘴说)That'sjustwhatIwanttosay!!(转回来)Yourmasterisright.Telluswhyyouchoosetheplace.WuKong,Ufirst.孙悟空：HowfantasticHainanis!Therearelotsoffruits,especiallybananas.Xixi,that'smyfavourite!!Andtreesarehighenoughformetoclimb.Theenvironmentisniceandquiet,whichisgoodformastertorecitescriptures.PlentyofsnacksareperfectforBajie.Er,forWujinghecanenjoythegreenwaterandblueskyandswimmingthere.Wow,it'swonderful,isn'tit?猪八戒：Youknowwhat?Youareoutoffashion.Weshouldholdaninternationalviewandmovetowardstheworld.Let'sgotoArabia.Arabiandon'teatpork,thatisgreat.Besides,it’samysteriousandbeautifulkingdom.Amancanhavemanywives.Haha,soIcan......沙僧：Doyouthinkaboutmysecondsister-in-law?Shewillkillyouwithakitchenknife.猪八戒：Allright.Wheredoyouwanttogo?沙僧：WecangotoAustralia,Greece,Italy,Japan....Onthebeach,underthesunshine,wecanenjoythebeautifulscenery.Inaddition,therearelotsofhotgirls.It'sverysuitableforyou.唐僧：Listentome.I’myourleader.Ihavedecided,we'llgotoThailand.Ourjobismonk.ThailandisfullofBuddhismculture.Wecancommunicatewiththelocalmonks.Fruits,beautifulgirlsandplacestoswim,IcanalsofindalloftheminThailand.Oh,IfeelI'msosmart.Doyouadmireme?hahaha......(众人上前围殴)菩萨：WhereistheWhiteHorse?沙僧：HeisforcedtoattendaTVmeetingbyhisfather.非诚勿扰，haveyouheard?菩萨：Oh,youjustremindme.IhaveappliedfortheTVmeetingtoo.ImustleaveorIwillmissmyprince...当晚。高老庄翠兰：Myhusband,IhavepackedeverythingwhichyouwilltaketoThailand.Wherecouldyoufindavirtuouswifelikeme?Howcouldyouleavemealoneathome?(翠兰掩面哭泣，猪上前安慰)猪八戒：Don'tcry,darling.Iwillbebacksoon.翠兰：(擦泪)Takecareofthepassport、certificateandsoon.ItisveryhotinThailand,you'dbetterwatchoutforbecomingaroastpig.Look,Ihavemadeawaistcoatforyou.Doyouknowwhatlettersareonit?"ThepigofCuilan“.Youaremylovelypigforever.Youmustn'tgetalongwithothergirlsoutside.猪八戒：Honey,don'tworry.Ionlyloveyouforever.(面向观众轻声说)That'simpossible！！登机中孙：I'malwaysgoingoutbymycloud,it'ssoamazingtotakeaplane.唐僧：Ohmygod.Peopleonthegroundaresosmall,theyjustlooklikeants.沙僧：Theplanehasn'ttakenoff.Thoseareactuallyants.(淡定加鄙视)泰国街上唐僧：TherearesomanytemplesinThailandthattheatmosphereofBuddhismisdeep.I'maneducatedperson.What'smore,Ihavereceivedfurtherstudyabroad.It'sjustapieceofcaketogivealecture.孙：It'ssaidthatmanymonstershere.Ifeelalitteluncomfortablenottoholdmymagicalgoldenstickforsuchalongtime.Havingeatenanddrunkenough,it'stimeformetodosomeexercise.DoyouknowwhyIamsoslimwhileBajieissofat?BecauseheonlycaresaboutfallinginlovewithotherswhileIkeepdoingsports.沙僧：Iwanttoswim,haveItakenswimmingsuit?Ineedtoaskmysister-in-low.(打电话)沙僧：Hello,dearsister-in-law.Haveyoupreparedswimmingsuitforme?翠兰：Ihavetoldyoumanytimes!Theswimmingsuitsare…….(与此同时...
