legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skillswere the stuff of legend
he travelled the landin search of worthy foes
i see you like to chew
maybe you should on my fist
the warrior said anythingfor his mouth was full
then he swallowed
and then he spoke
enough talk
let's fight
he was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind from over exposure to pureawesomeness
my eyes
he's too awesome
and attractive
how can we re—pay you
there is no charge for awesomeness
or attractiveness
it mattered not how many foes he faced
they were no match for his voracity
never before had a pandabeen so feared and so loved
even the most heroic heroesin all of china the furious five
bowed in respect to this great master
we should hang out
agreed
but hanging out wouldhave to wait
cause wh