高一英语Module4Unit3Atasteofhumour同步阅读高考英语阅读理解（幽默类）Anoldwomanwalkedintoaclothesshop.Sheaskedthesalesgirltoletherhavealookatanewdress,butthegirlstoodstillbehindthecounter(柜台),takingnonoticeoftherequest.Theoldwomanspoketothegirlagain,raisinghervoiceabit,butstillreceivednoanswer.Theoldwomanlookedatthegirlandnoddedtoherself,“Iamtoooldtoseewell.Ican’teventellaplasticmodelfromarealgirl!”Onhearingthis,thesalesgirlshoutedtotheoldwoman,“What?Didyoucallmeaplasticmodel?”Theoldwomanwasgreatlysurprised.“Oh,dearme,”shesaid.“Themodelcanspeak!”1.Whatdidtheoldwomangototheshoptodo?A.Tochooseadress.B.Tobuyadressforherself.C.Toshowoffherdress.D.Topickaquarrelwiththesalesgirl.2.Thesalesgirldidnotmakeareply________.A.becauseshedidn’tseetheoldwomanB.becauseshedidn’tthinktheoldwomanhadenoughmoneyforanewdressC.becauseshewastoobusytonoticetheoldwomanD.forsomereasonunknowninthisstory3.Itwasnotuntilthatwomanspokeforthe_______timethatthesalesgirlsaidsomething.A.firstB.secondC.thirdD.fourth4.Whentheoldwomansaid,“Iamtoooldtoseewell,”she_______.A.meanttosaythatshereallyhadpooreyesightB.wantedthesalesgirltoexcuseherC.wassimplytellingalieD.was,inface,tryingtomakethesalesgirlopenhermouth5.Whatdoyouthinkthesalesgirlwoulddoonhearingthis?Shewould______.A.betooangrytosayawordforamomentB.runandtelltheshop-owneraboutitC.apologizetotheoldwomananddowhatshehadbeenaskedtodoD.turnbackandcry【答案与解析】文章讲的是一个老妇人在服装店与售货员小姐的笑话。1.A。事实细节题。从Sheaskedthesalesgirltoletherhavealookatanewdress可知答案A正确。2.D。事实细节题。阅读全文可知文章未提到售货员小姐未回答的原因，故答案选D。3.C。事实细节题。前两次老妇人要求看衣服都未被理睬,当她第三次开口说原来是个塑料模特时服务小姐才开口，故答案选C。4.D。推理判断题。从老夫人的语气“Oh,dearme,”shesaid,“Themodelcanspeak”可知她有意想让售货员小姐开口，即答案选D。。5.A。推理判断题。当售货员小姐听老夫人说她是塑料模特时，听了之后她肯定会很生气，便开口说话，这是意想之中的；B项明显对服务小姐不利；C项从她的话“What?Didyoucallmeaplasticmodel?”可知她不会向老妇人道歉；D项程度太深,不至于。故答案选A。用心爱心专心Mrs.Janesgavemusiclessonsataschool.Shehadagoodvoiceandenjoyedsinging,exceptthatsomeofherhightonessoundlikeagatethathadforgottentooil.Mrs.Janesknewherweaknesswell,andtookeverychanceshecouldfindtopractisethesehighnotes.Asshelivedinasmallhouse,whereshecouldnotpractisewithoutdisturbingtherestofthefamily,sheusuallywentforlongwalksalongthecountryroadswhenevershehadtimeandpractisedherhighnotesthere.Wheneversheheardacarorapersoncomingalongtheroad,shestoppedandwaiteduntilshecouldnolongerbeheardbeforeshestartedpracticingagain,becauseshewasashyperson.Oneafternoon,afast,openedcarcameupbehindhersosilentlyandsofastthatshedidn’thearituntilitwasonlyafewyardsfromher.Shewassingingsomeofherhighestandmostdifficulttonesatthattimeandasthecarpassed;shesawananxiousexpressioncameoverthedriver’sface.Hestoppedhiscarsuddenly,jumpedoutandbegantoexamineallhistyrescarefully.Mrs.Janesdidn’tdaretotellhimwhatthenoisehehadheardreallywas,sohegotbackintothecaranddroveoff.1.HowdidMrs.Janessing?A.Shesangwell,butshedidn’tpractisesinginghard.B.Sheenjoyedsinging,butshehadaterriblevoice.C.Shewasagoodsinger,butshecouldnotsingthehightoneswell.D.Shesangterribly,shewasnosingeratall.2.Whydidshegoforlongwalksalongthecountryroads?A.Becausesheenjoyedthecountry’sfreshai...
