剧本部分焦仲卿Johnny（J）刘兰芝Lunch（L）焦母Johnny’smother（J）刘母Lunch’smother（LM）太守之子Mayor’sson（MS）强盗Burglars（ABC）Prologue旁白：Longlongago,therewasayoungmancalledJonny,Hehasnoachievementandnomoney.Andhehasanuncontrolledwife.Heisveryafraidofhiswife-inotherword,herespecthiswife,ifyouarewillingtothinkso.（J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪）J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,（小声）whilemywifeisWuSong.（指着上台处的门大声道）I’mnotafraidofyou!（内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头）Then,I’mafraidofwhom?（《我在那一角落患过伤风》响起，唱词响起之前做悲痛状，随着“daladala”响起开始自白）MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllIdon’tcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!（停）（内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J）MyGod!Whocanhelpme?（下）Act1（序幕结束时,JM作窃听状）旁白：Themother-in-lawdoesn’tlikeLunch.Shealwaysthinksthatwomenshouldhavequietandworkhard,everythingallwanttolistentotheirownhusbands.AndLunchhavebornenochildrenuntilnow,itmadeherverydissatisfied.JM（拄拐棍上）:Ican!（对门内）Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L（扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来）:I’mhere!What’supmum?JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,andsolazy……L:But……JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedsoftpigsandducksandchickenand……JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotvaluableunlessyouhaveason!L（生气地挥动着锅铲）:Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?（开始解围裙）Goandaskyourson.I’mleaving!（扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下）Act2（LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上）旁白：Lunchisveryangryandsad,shereturnshomealone.Lunch’smotherdoesn’tlikeJohnny.ShethinksJohnnyisstupidandpoor.L:Mum,I’mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM（惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）:See!IhavealreadytoldyouwhenyouaremarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisstupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lookatyourself……L:But,mum……LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndI’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM（大喜）:Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyourdaughterhasn’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgoandtellhim.（下）L（惊愕）:What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?（手中的锅铲掉在地上）WhatasillythingIhavedone!（下）Act3旁白：Earlythismorning,Johnnygetsupquitelate,becausenoonecalltowakehimup.Theroomisveryquiet,asifwhat'smissing.（J睡眼惺忪上）J（边走边道）:Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?（走了几步,在地上捡起袜子）Heretheyare!（闻一下）Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!（突然想起）Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.（摸摸肚子，《灰色空间》响起）Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!（捡起地上的围裙）ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Nowshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.（停）JM（上）:Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM（沉吟片刻...
