PostsTagged搞笑剧本《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。人物BunnyCheng:BunnyChenElizaLin:DaughterCelineTu:ReporteretAsideSanoHsieh:Smallgangster(小流氓)TrentCheng:Biggangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENEIAmotherisdoingexerciseinthelivingroomwhenthephoneisringing.Andherdaughterisintheschoolnow.Mom:Hello~Caller:(Aboyiscrying.)Ha!Yourkidishere.Doyouhearhisvoice?Ifyouwanttosaveyourkid,preparetheransom.Mom:Areyoucrazy?Idon’thaveason!!!Don’ttrytocheatme.Stupidguy!Themotherisveryangryandhungupthephone.Butlater…thephoneisringingagain…Mom:Hello~Caller:Hello~Areyoubusynow?Mom:(Irecognizethevoice.)Youareafraud,right?Doyouwanttotrickmeagain?Isitfun?Don’tdosuchaboringthing,O.K.?Iwon’tbelieveyou.Caller:Really?Listentothis.(Agirliscryingonthephone,”mom,helpme~helpme~)Mom:Oh~youareagoodactor.ThistimeisbetterbutIstillwon’tfallintoyourtraptorobmeofmymoney!Ifyoucallagain,Iwillcallthecop.Doyouunderstand?(Hangupthephonemoreangrier.)Butthevoicesoundslikeherdaughter’sandthemomisnotdisturbed.Shedecidestogototheelementaryschooltoseeherdaughter.Themomgotthere…Mom:Eliza~Eliza:Mom~whyyouarehere?Areyoumissingme?Doyoucomeheretopickmeup?Mom:Ya~areyouhappyintheschool?Let’sgohome.Iwanttotellyousomethingonthewayhome.MomtellsElizaaboutthephonescamandwantshertobecarefulfromnowon.SCENEIIBecausethemotherdidn’tbelievethetwogangstersreallykidnappedherkid,thegangsterswerefurious.Sotheydecidedtokidnapherdaughterthistime.Thegangstershavefoundtheschoolherdaughterstudiesin,andobservedformanydays.Todayisthedaytheyplantokidnapthechild.Thebiggangsteralwaysfocusesonwhathe’sdoingbutthesmallgangsterisusuallyabsent-minded.Biggangster:Hey!Concentrate!!(Thebiggangsterhitthesmallgangster’shead)Smallgangster:Ouch!O.K.O.K.Atthismoment,thegirlappears.Smallgangster:(Checkthepicture.)Hey!!Buddy!!Look!Isthather?Biggangster:Ha!Ha!Ha!It’shuntingtime.Smallgangster:I’msoexcited!!Oh~whatabeautifulgirl.Justlikeafairy.Mysweetheart…Buddydoyouknow?IfeelthatIgetbutterfliesinmystomach!Biggangster:(Hittingthesmallgangster’sheadagain.)Hey!Wakeup!!Stopday-dreaming.Let’smakeamove!Smallgangster:Oh~mybaby~I’mcoming!!Biggangster:Hey!!Lady!!Canyoudomeafavor?Eliza:Sure!WhatcanIdoforyou?Smallgangster:(Murmuring)Thisbeautifulladyhasabeautifulheart.Biggangster:Sorry.Ignorewhathesaid.Eliza:Nevermind!Biggangster:Thanks!IwanttogotoTunghaiUniversity.DoyouknowhowcanIgetthere?Eliza:Oh…youshouldgostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.Biggangster:Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,turnrightandwewillseeasupermarketattheendofthestreet.And…Eliza:No!No!No!Gostraightuntilthetrafficlight,thenturnrightuntilyouseeaconveniencestoreatthecornerandturnleft.Keepgoingstraightandyouwouldseetheuniversity.Smallgangster:Gostraightuntilthefirsttrafficlight,thenturnleftandgostraighttotheendofthestreet,thenwecanseetheuniversity.Eliza:Oh,my!No!Wrongagain!Youtwoarereallyastupidguy.Biggangster:It’stoocomplex.Ican’trememberallthedirections.I’maforeigner.AndIhaveanimportantpresentationthere.Couldyougowithus,guideusthere?Please~Elizawasconfused.Butsheisakindpersonandshelikestohelppeople.Eliza:Umm…letmethink…okay!!Let’sgo!Smallgangster:Howkindofyou!!Mylittlegirl.Biggangster:Sorry.Justignoreh...
