Joke1Beautywasaveryprettygirl.Quitealotofyoungmenwantedtomarryher.Oneday,oneoftheyoungmencametovisitherandaskedhertobecomehiswife.Sheanswered,"No,John,Iwon'tmarryyou.Iwanttomarryamanwhoisfamous,whocanplaymusic,singanddanceverywell,whocantellinterestingstories,whodoesnotsmokeordrink,whostaysathomeintheeveningsandwhostopstalkingwhenI'mtiredoflistening."Theyoungmangotup,tookhiscoatandwenttothedoor,butbeforeheleftthehouse,heturnedandsaidtoBertha,"Itisn'tamanyou'relookingfor.____________________”Joke2Onagirl’swayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaid:”Ifoneday,theywillnothavetostandontheirtoesallthetime.”Joke3Ateacheraskedaskedoneofhisstudents:"Whatisthelongestandwhatistheshortest?"Thestudentansweredimmediately,whilethelastseveralminutesofanexamistheshortest.Joke4Aguyhadstayedsadlyinabarformorethanhalfanhour.Then,atruckdriversteppedupnexttohim,tookthedrinkfromtheguy,anddrankitalldown.Thepoormanstartedcrying.Thetruckdriversaid,"Comeonman,Iwasjustjoking.Here,I'llbuyyouanotherdrink.Ijustcan'tseeamancrying.""No,it'snotthat.Thisdayistheworstofmylife.First,Iwaslategettingtomyoffice.Mybosswasprettyangry,andfiredme.WhenIleftthebuildingtogotomycar,Ifoundoutitwasstolen.Thepolicesaytheycandonothing.WhenIgothome,Ifoundmywifeinbedwiththegardener.Ilefthomeandcametothisbar.AndjustwhenIwasthinkingaboutputtinganendtomylife,."A.thatthelastseveralminutesofaclassisthelongestB.theworstisthatyoushowupanddrinkmypoisonC.mywishthatthedancerscangrowtallercomestrueD.whatyouwantisatelevisionsetWarming-up:Enjoyfourpiecesofjokeandchoosethesuitablesentencetocompletethejoke.原来那个女孩想嫁的是个电视机！playmusic,singanddanceverywell,whocantellinterestingstories,whodoesnotsmokeordrink,whostaysathomeintheeveningsandwhostopstalkingwhenI'mtiredoflistening."Theyoungmangotup,tookhiscoatandwenttothedoor,butbeforeheleftthehouse,heturnedandsaidtoBetty,"Itisn'tamanyou'relookingfor.__________________________________.Joke1Bettywasaveryprettygirl.Quitealotofyoungmenwantedtomarryher.Oneday,oneoftheyoungmencametovisitherandaskedhertobecomehiswife.Sheanswered,"No,John,Iwon'tmarryyou.Iwanttomarryamanwhoisfamous,whocanD.WhatyouwantisatelevisionsetJoke2Ateacheraskedoneofhisstudents:"Whatisthelongestandwhatistheshortest?"Thestudentansweredimmediately__________________________________________________________whilethelastseveralminutesofanexamistheshortest.A.thatthelastseveralminutesofaclassisthelongestDoyouagree?Joke3Aguyhadstayedsadlyinabarformorethanhalfanhour.Then,atruckdriversteppedupnexttohim,tookthedrinkfromtheguy,anddrankitalldown.PoisonThepoormanstartedcrying.Thetruckdriversaid,"Comeonman,Iwasjustjoking.Here,I'llbuyyouanotherdrink.Ijustcan'tseeamancrying.""No,it'snotthat.Thisdayistheworstofmylife.First,Iwaslategettingtomyoffice.Mybosswasprettyangry,andfiredme.WhenIleftthebuildingtogotomycar,Ifoundoutitwasstolen.Thepolicesaytheycandonothing.WhenIgothome,Ifoundmywifeinbedwiththegardener.Ilefthomeandcametothisbar.AndjustwhenIwasthinkingaboutputtinganendtomylife,______________________________________________________________________."B.theworstisthatyouturnupanddrinkmypoison长高点，就不用踮着脚跳舞了Joke4Onagirl’swayhomeafterwatchingaballet(芭蕾舞）performance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlint...
