雅俗共赏：趣说“方便”的地道英文表达Doyouusuallysay,“I’mgoingtothetoilet”inEnglish?你是否常用“I’mgoingtothetoilet”来表达上厕所呢？Althoughsayingthiscanbecorrectinsomecontexts,itcanbeoverlydirectorevenrude–especiallyinAmericanEnglish.虽然某些情况下这是对的，但是这种说法有点太过直接，甚至粗鲁了——尤其在美式英语中。It’snotnecessarytorestrictyourselftojustthisliteralphrasewheninEnglishwehavesomanyvarietiesofexpressingthisphrase.其实你大可不必只使用这一个短语，英文中还有很多用来表达相同意思的语句。Today,I’mgoingtoteachyoueverythingfromthemostpolitewaystosaythis,tothecrass[rude]expressionsthatyou’llonlywanttosayaroundtheclosestoffriends.今天，我就教大家英文中所有关于表达“去上厕所”的短语，从最礼貌的方式到最粗鲁、只能同最亲密的朋友说的方式一应俱全。Areyoureadytolearnsomefun,andextremelyusefulEnglish?Thenlet’sgo!准备好学习最有趣、最实用的英语了吗？我们开始吧！Thefollowing22toiletrelatedvocabularyandexpressionsaresortedfromthemostpolite,totherudestandmostvulgar.下面这22个和厕所有关的词汇和表达是按照从礼貌到粗俗来排序的。Formal正式Thefollowingareappropriateinanysituation:下面这些表达适用于任何场合：Bathroom卫生间Example:I’mgonna[goingto]gotothebathroom.例：我要用一下卫生间。Restroom洗手间Example:Whereistherestroom?例：请问洗手间在哪？Littleboy’s/girl’sroom男/女厕所Example:I’llberightback,Ineedtousethelittlegirl’sroom.例：我马上就回来，我想去一下洗手间。Powdermynose去洗手间（注：由女士去卫生间补妆引申而来）Example:Excuseme,Ineedtopowdermynose.例：不好意思，我想去一下卫生间。Familiar熟悉Thefollowingareappropriatewithfamilyorfriends:下面这些表达适合同家人或朋友说：Pee撒尿Example:Where’thebathroom?Ineedtopee.例：卫生间在哪儿？我要尿尿。Tinkle(mostlyusedbyolderwomen)尿尿（一般为较年长的女性使用）Example:Idranktoomuchwater!Ihavetogotinkle.例：我喝了太多水！我要去尿尿。Go(whenusedincontext)方便一下（在语境中使用）Example:Where’sthebathroom,Ireallyhavetogo!例：厕所在哪，我真的要去方便一下了！Potty(Generallyusedbychildren)上厕所（一般儿童使用）Example(noun):Where’sthepotty?例（名词）：厕所在哪？Example(verb):Mama,Ihavetopotty.例（动词）：妈妈：我要上厕所。Takea1/2(number1referstopeeing,number2topooping)大小便（1指的是小便，2指大便）Example:Person1–Ihavetogotothebathroom.例：甲——我要上厕所。Person2–Number1ornumber2?乙——小便还是大便？Mybladderisbursting(whenyoureallyhavetogo)我的膀胱要炸了（真的憋不住的时候使用）Example:Stopthecar!Mybladderisbursting.停车！我憋不住了。Rude粗鲁Thefollowingareappropriateonlywithfriends:下面这些表达只能和朋友说：John茅坑Example:Where’stheJohn?Ihavetotakeanumber2.例：茅坑在哪？我要大便。Loo(UK-canbefamiliarorrude,dependingonwhereyouare)厕所(英式英语——根据不同的场合，这个词可以表现亲密，也可以表现粗鲁)Example:I’llberightback,I’mgonnagototheloo.例：我马上回来，我要去厕所。Crapper厕所Example:Heyman,where’sthecrapper?例：嘿，哥们儿，厕所在哪？Takealeak上厕所Example:Hehastotakealeak,where’syourbathroom?例：他要尿尿，厕所在哪？Peeoneself(whenyoureallyhavetogo)尿裤子（憋不住的时候使用）Example:I’mabouttopeemyself,let’sgohome.例：我要尿裤子了，回家吧。Can厕所Example:Doyoumindtellingmewhere’sthecan?不介意告诉我厕所在哪吧？Vulgar粗俗Thefollowingshouldonlybeusedwithclosefriends,ifever.Alsorememberthatitismorecommonformentousetheseexpressionsthanwomen.可以的话，下面这些只能对最最亲密的朋友说。记住一般男性比女性更常使用这些表达。Shit拉屎Example:Man,where’sthecan,Ineedtogoshit.例：喂，厕所在哪，我要去拉屎。Dump拉屎Example:Hewenttotakeadump.例：他去拉屎了。Shitter马桶Example:I’vegotta[gotto]useyourshitter.例：我要用下你马桶。Piss小便Example:Wedrankalotofbeerandnowweallhavetopiss.例：我们酒喝多了，现在要去小便。Pisser厕所Example:MindifIuseyourpisser?例：不介意我用下你厕所吧？Pissoneself(sameaspeeoneself,butcruder)尿裤子（和peeoneself一样，但更粗俗一点）InConclusion总结Havingarichvocabularyisimportant,especiallyifyouwanttosoundlikeanative.However,it’sperhapsevenmoreimportanttoknowwhentoappropriatelyusethesephrases,andnottosoundrudeinasecondlanguage.丰富词汇量很重要，尤其是你想要将英语说得和母语一样流利时。但是知道如何正确的使用这些词汇短语并且听起来不粗鲁更重要。
