英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王Roles:太子丹;荆轲;荆轲妻;谋士阿三;莫愁;旁白旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）:Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?画外音:It'syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror!（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister?阿三（毕恭毕敬）:Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才〜这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.太子:Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三:Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲:AreyouLimochou?李莫愁:Yes.荆轲：OK.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers'world.李莫愁:Areyouchallengingme?荆轲:Offcourse!（耸耸肩表示同意）李莫愁:Comeon!（音乐起）两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：Whathappened?Whyaren'tyouhurt?荆轲:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么,）李莫愁:Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget."Igotit,Mommaisright.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?荆柯:Fine,thankyou,and...
