Thinking as a Hobby by William Golding While I was still a boy, I came to the conclusion that there were three grades of thinking; and since I was later to claim thinking as my hobby, I came to an even stranger conclusion - namely, that I myself could not think at all
I must have been an unsatisfactory child for grownups to deal with
I remember how incomprehensible they appeared to me at first, but not, of course, how I appeared to them
It was the headmaster of my grammar school who first brought the subject of thinking before me - though neither in the way, nor with the result he intended
He had some statuettes in his study
They stood on a high cupboard behind his desk
One was a lady wearing nothing but a bath towel
She seemed frozen in an eternal panic lest the bath towel slip dow