第一集 孩子们 吃早饭了 Kids, breakfast! 孩子们 Kids? 菲尔 把他们叫下来好吗 Phil, would you get them? 好 等下 Yeah. Just a sec. 孩子们 Kids! -这真是 -算了 - That is - Okay. 孩子们 快下来 Kids? Get down here! 我们远在楼上 你们喊也没用 Why are you guys yelling at us when we're way upstairs? -发短信就行了 -那是不可能 - Just text me. - All right. That's not gonna happen. 你不能穿这套衣服出门 And, wow! You're not wearing that outfit. 这衣服怎么了 What's wrong with it? 亲爱 对你女儿这条裙子 Honey, do you have anything to say -有什么意见吗 -不好意思 - to your daughter about her skirt? - Sorry. -挺可爱嘛 宝贝 -谢了 - Oh, yeah. That looks really cute, sweetheart. - Thanks. 不行 这裙子太短了 No. It's way too short. 大家知道你是女生 People know you're a girl. 没必要穿这么少给他们看 You don't need to prove it to them. 卢克又把头卡在栏杆里了 Luke got his head stuck in the banister again. 我去吧 婴儿油在哪儿 I got it. Where's the baby oil? 在我们床头 我不知道 你自己找 It's on our bedside tab- I don't know. Find it. 拜托 Come on! 我在成长久间很皮 I was out of control growing up. 你看 我坦白了 There, you know? I said it. 我只是不想让我孩子 I-I just don't want my kids... 犯我一样错 to make the same bad mistakes I made. 只要海莉没有半裸着在佛罗里达沙滩上醒来 I-If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked 我就完成任务了 I've done my job. -我俩任务 -对 - Our job. - Right. 我就算完成了我俩任务 I've done our job. 加油 曼尼 踢球啊 踢啊 Vamos, Manny! Kick it! Kick it! 别让他 踢啊 Don't let him- Kick it! 曼尼 加油 往右跑 往右 Manny, go! A la derecha! A la derecha! 不 不 不要啊 No! No, no. 他下绊子 杰 怎么没人吹犯规 He tripped him, Jay. Where's the penalty? 歌洛莉亚 他们落后了球了 Gloria, they're and . 你...
