英文笑话-带翻译

A bit of advice for those about to retire、 If you are only 65, never move to a retirement munity、 Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s 、 So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid、' 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。假如您只有 65 岁得话,千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,她们就叫喊,“让小得干吧。”Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds、 Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly、 Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me、 汤姆:威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给她？ 杰克:当然应该了。 汤姆:为什么？ 杰克:否则她就该跟我借了。Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow"、 老师:为什么您每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校得拐角处,就瞧见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行"、 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed、 He hurt himself、 Tommy: That's too bad、 How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won、 她赢了 汤姆:约翰尼,您小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼:她害病卧床了。她受了伤。 汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼:我们做游戏,瞧谁能把身子探出窗外最远,她赢了。The SwimmerThe teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast、 Johnny laughed、 "Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher、 "No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were、" 老师给同学们讲了一个小故事,说有一个人早饭前要在河里游泳,横渡三趟。 约翰尼笑了。 老师问道:“您不信任一个游泳很好得人可以做到么？” 约翰尼回答说:“不就是得,先生,我就是不明白她为什么不游四次,好回到她放衣服得那边。” Spendi...