Alittlerabbitishappilyrunningthroughtheforestwhenhestumblesuponagirafferollingajoint.Therabbitlooksatherandsays,"Giraffemyfriend,whydoyoudothis?Comewithmerunningthroughtheforest,you'llfeelsomuchbetter!"Thegiraffelooksathim,looksatthejoint,tossesitandgoesoffrunningwiththerabbit.有一只小白兔快乐地奔跑在森林中,在路上它碰到一只正在卷大麻的长颈鹿。小白兔看着长颈鹿说道：“长颈鹿我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢？和我一起在森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉心情舒畅很多！”长颈鹿看看小白兔，又看看手里的大麻烟，把大麻烟向身后一扔，跟着小白兔在森林中奔跑。Thentheycomeacrossanelephantdoingcoke,sotherabbitagainsays,"Elephantmyfriend,whydoyoudothis?Thinkaboutyourhealth.Comerunningwithusthroughtheprettyforest,you'llfeelsogood!"Theelephantlooksatthem,looksathiscoke,thentossesitandstartsrunningwiththerabbitandgiraffe.后来它们遇到一只正准备吸食可卡因的大象，小白兔又对大象说：“大象我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢？想想自己的健康啊。跟我们一起在这片美丽的森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉好很多！”大象看看它们，又看看手中的可卡因，于是把可卡因向身后一扔，跟着小白兔和长颈鹿一起奔跑。Thethreeanimalsthencomeacrossalionabouttoshootupandtherabbitagainsays,"Lionmyfriend,whydoyoudothis?Thinkaboutyourhealth!Comerunningwithusthroughthesunnyforest,youwillfeelsogood!"后来它们遇到一只正准备注射毒品的狮子，小白兔又对狮子说：“狮子我的朋友，你为什么要做这种事呢？想想自己的健康啊！跟我们一起在这片阳光明媚的森林中奔跑吧，你会感觉如此美好！”Thelionlooksathim,putsdownhisneedle,andstartstobeatthehelloutoftherabbit.Asthegiraffeandelephantwatchinhorror,theylookathimandask,"Lion,whydidyoudothis?Hewasmerelytryingtohelpusall!"狮子看看小白兔，放下手中的针筒，把小白兔猛揍了一顿。长颈鹿和大象被吓坏了，它们看着狮子问它：“狮子，你为什么要打小白兔呢？它只是想要帮助我们大家啊！”Thelionanswers,"Hemakesmerunaroundtheforestlikeanidioteachtimehe'sonecstasy!"狮子回答：“这家伙每次嗑了摇头丸就拉着我像白痴一样在森林里乱跑！”
