英语短剧剧本:ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster(三打白骨精)T唐僧:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S孙悟空:Bajie,map!E猪八戒:(摸出，递给S)：Hereitis.S孙悟空:Look,master(凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)T唐僧:Bajie!Look,whatisit?E猪八戒:Oh,I’mverysorry.Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!(手指大山)Oh,I’mverytired.Ican’twalkonanymore!(坐)I’msohungry!(摸肚子)S孙悟空:FatPig!E猪八戒:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….S孙悟空:Youwillwhat(凶相)?E猪八戒:(害怕)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas.S孙悟空:Hm!Soft!T唐僧:(轻咳)Wukong,Iamabithungry.Couldyougetsomefoodforme?S孙悟空:Ofcourse!(准备走)J沙僧:Waitaminute.Master,ifamonstercomeswhileBrotherMonkeyisaway…..T唐僧:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S孙悟空:Noproblem!(画圆圈)(B白骨精已躲在一旁偷看)E:Thisis…..?S孙悟空:Electricnet!Don’tworry!Nomonsterscanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T唐僧:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S孙悟空:Bye!(走)T唐僧:Let’splaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B白骨精:Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1：B变成的村姑)B1村姑:(接近三人，望着)Excuseme?CanIjoinyou?T:I’msorry,lady.Weareplayingcardsandthreepeopleareenough.B1村姑:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T唐僧:Bomb?(打出)B1村姑:DoubleKing!T唐僧:Oh….Iwin!Oh,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开门)S孙悟空:(回来，看见B1村姑)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1村姑:(倒)Ah……T唐僧:(气愤)Wukong!Whatareyoudoing?S孙悟空:She’samonster!T唐僧:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S孙悟空:Oh,pleasedon’t……T唐僧:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S孙悟空:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T唐僧:(呛住，咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!B白骨精:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成老太婆)B2老太婆:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T唐僧:Yourdaughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2老太婆想看后面是什么，T唐僧挡)S孙悟空:(咬牙切齿)Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S孙悟空追打B2老太婆,B2老太婆躲至T唐僧身后，S孙悟空错手打到T唐僧头，T唐僧晕，S孙悟空再打死B2老太婆)E猪八戒&J沙僧:AreyouOk,master?(扶T唐僧)J沙僧:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T唐僧:Two…..(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(B变化成B3老头)B3老头:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!(哭喊)S孙悟空:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)T唐僧:(想阻止，未及)You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!S孙悟空:No,theyaremonsters!T唐僧:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!Rightnow!S孙悟空:(悲，离去)(音乐)E猪八戒:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......T唐僧:Shutup!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!B白骨精:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T唐僧:(惊)You,Youare......B白骨精:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B白骨精:(抓住T唐僧)I'llenjoyyourmeat,ha,ha......S孙悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)T唐僧:Wukong?E猪八戒:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J沙僧:Ourherocomesback!(拥抱S孙悟空)T唐僧:Oh,Emitofo!N哪吒:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal?S孙悟空;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T唐僧)Ihavecalledthepolice.N哪吒:Wakeup!Wakeup!(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)Go,go,go(带走B)T唐僧:Wukong(S孙悟空不理T唐僧)(T唐僧摇他的衣服S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)S孙悟空:What?T唐僧:I'msorry.S孙悟空:Em?Louder,please?T唐僧:I......am......sorry.....(S捂耳)T唐僧:Let'sgo！guys!((音乐响)《敢问路在何方》
