话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子name:kissingafrogcanalwaysbringsyouaprince需要四五个人：一个旁白，一个公主，一只不爱洗澡的青蛙，一到两只干净的青蛙。需要道具：服装，一枝花，一张帅哥的照片，还有其它的道具你可以自添加。场景：森林里，破井边。旁白（头上插枝花）：longlongago,abueatifulprincesswhowasasbueatifullasa.......(开始思考，突然大悟，取下头上的花）。。。。。right!flower.sheislonelysotheQueenoflovepromisedaprinceoffrogforher,shetoldhertogooutoneday.....(公出场).....theprincesswalksnearthecastleand...........公主（以下简称公）台词：Oh，Venus,Queenoflove,canyoutellmewhereismyfate?whereismyhandsomeprince?whereistheprinceoffrog?白：Suddenly,shediscoveredthatshehadwalkedintoastrangeforest,whensuddenlyagain,afrogappearedinfrontofher.（青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里，出场，蹲在地上，要表现出自己很脏很邋遢，但不能让人恶心，记住）公：(惊喜）OhVenus,thankyoumyQueenoflove,Iseeit,Iseethefrog.letmesee,(走过去）ohmygod,thisfrogisso.........(闻闻，然后捏住鼻子，犹豫,来回走），isitreallythefrogforme?（看看周围，）aren'tthereanyotherfrogs?这时，早就在场边待命的干净青蛙，跳动起来：YESYESotherfrogswearehere,see?wearehere.（重复说wearehere!)旁白冲过去，敲那些“青蛙”的头,说：“sh.......sh.........shutup,shutup....."脏青蛙(很不耐烦)：excusememylady?pleasetellmehowlongyouwanttokeepmewaiting?公主：(惊慌，，，赶紧给它洗澡。。。。。。)don'tbeangrylovelylittlefrog,youneedashowerfirst.旁白过来用花把它扫干净。白：nowtheprincessisgoingtokissherfrog.公要亲它头的时候，它突然站起来，吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主。说：thankyouyounglady,theQueenoflovetoldmetogivethistoyouaftertheshower,shepromisedmeashowerhere.公主：what?（大吃一惊）青蛙：Shetoldmetogivethisphototoyoutothankyoufortheshower.nowyoutakeit,justtakeit.公：soyouarenotmyfrogofprince........公主接过照片,青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后晕倒。。。。。。白冲过来扶住她，同时大声念：mydear,themanonthephotoistheprinceIpromiseyou,telNO.131232313266JustbeforetheEnglishclassbegins,theteacheristalkingwithhisstudents.A:Well,justbeforetheclass,Iwillasksomestudentssomequestions.YoucanjustansweritaccordingtoyourownthinkingtopracticeourspokenEnglish.Supposeyouareadentistandapatientgoestoyoutocurehisachingtooth,howcanyoudowiththetooth?WuFei,howaboutyou?B:I’lluseahammertoknockoutthebadtooth?A:Really?It’sveryfunny.Whenyoudothis,youalsodamagethegoodones.SheLei,whataboutyou?C:Well,Iwillfastenaverythinstrongthreadtothebadtoothandthengiveitasuddenpull.Andthenthebadtoothwillcomeout.A:Oh,that’sterrible.ZhangWei,whatdoyouthinkofit?D:Iwillgivehimananestheticdoseandthenrepairthebadone.A:Good.Youwillbeangooddentist.XiaoLin,you?E:Iwilluseexpensiveequipmenttocurehimofthebadone.A:Soyourchargewillbealsoexpensive.Howaboutyou,Lijun?F:Iwillgivehimsomemedicinetocurehispain.A:Oh,itmustbesimpleandcheap.OK,juststophere.Let’sgoonwithourlesson.
