Bigwordsofwesterntour(大话西游)Chapter1Site：TheweddingCharacters:牛魔王、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖Aside:Thestorybeginswithawedding.TheBullKingisgoingtohaveaconcubine.牛：Todayismywedding.Iamgoingtohaveaconcubine.Hahaha…….妖：Concubine?Doesyourwifeagreetoit?牛：Oh!Sheisnotlovely.She’sattheFlameMountainnow.Shecan’tdoanythingaboutit!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Comehere!Thisismybrother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia,listentome.IthinkI‘vefalleninlovewithyouonceIknowyou.Iwanttoshowmysincerity.SoIwantyoutomarrymeinfrontofmybrothers.ThisPandora’sBoxismygifttoyou.Ihopeyoucansayyes.妖：Ihaveaquestion牛：What?妖：Zixiahasaswordtotestherlover.Ifyoupassit,shewillbeyourlover.至：What’sthis?Really?妖：ThistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguywhocanmakeherMagicSwordgooutofthescabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：MagicSword?牛：Letmedothis!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：It’snottrue!It’sjustajoke.Itisstillmeaninglessevenifyoucanputitout!(紫跑下)妖：King,IronFanPrincesshascome.牛：Aaa……(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside:Themonkeykingleaves,runningtobackgarden……Chapter2Site:BullKing’sbackgardenCharacters:至尊宝、紫霞(至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来)至：Whyareyouhidinghere?(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)至：Atthistime,thebladeisreallyclosetome,0.01cmIthink.Butafterashortperiodoftime,0.01secondIthink,theowneroftheswordwillfallformewhole-heartedly.BecauseI’vedecidedtotelllies,I’vetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie!紫：I’llkillyouifyoucomecloser!至：Youshouldkillme!Killme!I’dfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.Ileftregretfulafterthat.It’stheultimatepainintheworld.Justcutmythroat,pleasedon’thesitate!IfGodcangivemeachance,Iwilltellhertherewords.“Iloveyou”.IfGodwantstogiveatimelimit,I’llsaythislovewilllast10thousandyears!(紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑)紫：Whatcanyoutellyourwife?至：Ihavetotellherthetruth.SoImustgetthePandora’sBoxback.Thengobackwithyouandexplaineverything.ButIhatemyselfthatIcan’tgettheboxback.I……紫：Ihelpyou!至：No,it’sdangerous!紫：Youdon’twantto?至：Ido!But……紫：Itrustyou!I’llgetthePandora’sBoxbacktonight.Waitformehereatmidnight.(猪喊)至：Letmedosomethingtomybossfirst.Seeyoutonight.(依依不舍)Aside:Thenight……Chapter3Site:DungeonCharacters:至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧猪和沙：Master,master(两人同时悄声说)猪：Wecometosaveyou.沙：Wecometobringyouout.唐：Iwon’tgo.猪和沙：Stayhere?Why?唐：There’refullofobstaclesinthewayofgettingscriptures.Thisisbecausewe’renotunitedenough.Soweletthedevilsdobadtous.That’sfine.Thisprisonhasnodifferencewiththeoutsideworld,tome;theoutsideworldisjustabiggerprison.Yougooutfirst.Ihavesomethingtotellhim.(猪和沙下)唐：Youcomeinandhaveasit!至：Tobehonest,I’mnotyourdisciple.Idon’twanttobeyourdisciple.MasterIknowyou’reagoodguy.Pleaseletmego!唐：Doyouknow“dong,dong,dong……”?至：Whatis“dong,dong,dong”?唐：“dong,dong,dong……”is……(唐唱Onlyyou)至：Stop.Stop.Ican’ttakethisanymore,pleasestop……唐：Ohoh……至：Damnyou,you…I’vesaidIcan’ttakethisanymore.Don’tdisturborI’llkillyou.唐：MonkeyKing,youcankillme.Lifeanddeathareveryminor.Whenyouknowwhyyoushouldmakesacrifices,youwillcomebackandsingthissongwithme.Namonitabhaya…(至跑走)Aside:TheMonkeyKingsucceedsinescapingformtheBullKing,andhereachestheSpiders’CavewiththeGrapes.Unfortunately,theMonkeyKingandhisfriendsmeettheQueenofSpider.TheMonkeyhaveheardthatifthebladeslashedfastandaccurately,theguywho’scutopenwon’tdieatonce.Hecanstillsee.SoheaskstheQueenoftheSpidertokillhimasfastasshecouldandtotearhisheartoutandlethimhavealook.AftertheMonkeyKing’sdeath,heappearsintheHoleofWaterfall…Chapter4Site:TheHoleofWaterfallCharacters:至尊宝、观音至：Goddess.I’mabouttounderstandyourwords.Iusedmyeyestoseeinthepast.WhatIwasdying.Istartedusingmyhearttoseethisworld.ThenIcouldseeallthingsclearly.Thatgirl…hasleftadropoftearinmyheart.Ifelthersorrow.观：Haveyougivenupallthingsinhumanworld?至：Yes!Lifeanddeathisjustminor!……ButIdon’tunderstandwhycanhuman’shatredlast10years,50years,andeven500years.Whathatredisit?观：SothatTangMonkwenttothewestandgotscriptures,whichcleanouthearts.至：OK,Iwanttostayhere,therearemanythingswaitingformetodo.观：Iwanttowarnyouagain.Afterwearingthegoldring,you’renolongeranormalhuman.Youcan’thavehumandesiresanymore.Ifyoudoso,thegoldringwillgetsmallerandsmaller.It’sveryuncomfortable.至：OK.观：Beforewearingthering,whatdoyouwanttosay?至：Ihadhadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis10thousandyears!
