Myfather,whowas14yearsoldthanmymother,hadbeenworkingonhiswill.Atafamilydinnerhetoldusthathehadprovidedwellformother,butthefamilyhomewouldgotousfivechildrenifsheremarried.我爸比我妈大14岁，最近一直在写遗嘱。一次家宴上，他告诉我们说他为母亲以后的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的话，家里的房子将归我们五个孩子所有。"Idon'twantanotherS.O.B.toastinghisshins（小腿骨）aroundmyfireplace,"heexplained.“我可不愿意另外哪个狗娘养的在我的火炉旁烤他的狗腿，”他解释道。Withaslygrin,Mothercracked,"WhatmakesyouthinkI'dmarryanotherS.O.B?"妈妈狡猾地咧了咧嘴，讥诮道：“你怎么认为我会再嫁给一个狗娘养的？”
