通海县第三中学周群珺students'show1.C:What’sthatflydoinginmysoup?W:Swimming.Ithink!BThefirstpersonisangryaboutsomethingandwantstosay“Whyisthishere?”Thesecondpersontreatsitasarequestforinformation,andgivesananswertothequestion.2.C:What’sthat?W:It’sbeansoup.C:Idon’twanttoknowwhatit’sbeen.Iwanttoknowwhatitisnow.(C)Theanswertothequestioncontainsawordwhich,whenspoken,canhavetwomeanings.Thefirstpersonisaskingforinformationabouttime.Thesecondpersontreatsitasaquestionaboutshape.3.C:Waiter.Willthepancakesbelong?W:No,sir.Round.(A)三月，行军1.Whatdayoftheweekisthebestforhavingfriedfoods?3.Whatisthesmallestroomintheworld?2.Whatmonthdosoldiershate?1.Policeman:Youcan’tparkhere.Driver:Whycan’tI?Policeman:Readthesighthere.Driver:Itsays,“FineforParking,”soIparked.Enjoysomeverbaljokes:罚款2.Girl:Ifwemarry,willyougivemearing?Boy:Ofcourse.What’syourtelephonenumber?3.Daughter:Auntiekissedmethismorning,Mum!Mum:Hownice!Didyoukissherback,dear?Daughter:Ofcoursenot.Ikissedherface.Patient:Doctor.I’velostmymemory.Doctor:Whendidthishappen?Patient:Whendidwhathappen?Anisha:Thankyoudoctor.Myfeverisgone.Doctor:Don’tthankme.Thankgod.Anisha:ThenI’llpaythefeestogod.1.HowdidWatsonanswerHolmes’question?--Ithinkofhowshortlifeisandhowlongtheuniversehaslasted.--IthinkofhowsmallIamandhowvasttheskyis.--Ithinkofhowcoldtheuniverseisandhowwarmpeoplecanbeintheirbeds.2.Whathappenedactually?Someonehasstolentheirtent.Afterreadingthefunnystory,whatkindsofpersonsdoyouthinktheyare?SherlockHolmes:DoctorWatson:carefulcarelessYouaregoingtolistentoafunnystoryaboutjam.Beforeyoulisten,lookattheexercisesbelow.Tryandpredictthestory.Tellyourpartnerwhatyouthinkwillhappen.ListentoPart1andwritedownthemainidea.Marymadesomejambutleftsomeonthekitchentableforafewdaysasshehadtogotolookafterhersickmother.Somedayslater,John,knowingnothingaboutthejam,camehomeandthrewitintothechickenyard.ListentoPart1againandanswerthesequestions.1.WhatwasMarygoingtodowiththecookedplumsinthepan?Shewasgoingtoputtheminthefridgelaterwhentheyhadcooleddown.2.WhatdidJohnthinkMaryshouldhavedonewiththemessinthepan?Hethoughtsheshouldhavethrownitoutforthechickenstoeat.Mary’sreactionJohn’sreactiontoherMarywilllaugh1Johnwillapologize.2Hewilltellhersheshouldnothaveleftthejamonthekitchentable.TrytoguessMaryandJohn’sreaction.Mary’sreactionJohn’sreactiontoherMarywillgetangryandtellJohnheshouldhaveputthejaminthedustbin.1Johnwillgetangrytooandsaythatsheshouldhavetoldhimshewasmakingjam.2Hewilllaughandsayitisnotimportant.3Hewillapologize.Mary’sreactionJohn’sreactiontoherMarywillsaythattheproblemswiththechickensareJohn’sresponsibility1Johnwilldenythissayingthatsheshouldnothaveleftthejamonthekitchentable.2HewillsaythatMarydidnottellhimwhatshehadbeendoinginthekitchen.3Hedidnotknowthechickenswouldgetsick.MarygotangrywithJohn.Marysawthechickensbehavingstrangely.Johnwassorry.Thechickensenjoyedthejam.Johnsaidhethoughtthejamwasporridge.Marylookedattheredmessontheground.Johnsaidthechickenweredrunk.Marycamehome.ListentoPart2andputthesesentencesinorder.13652748Fillintheblanks.“You___________myjam,”sheshouted.“Oh,________whatitwas,”hesaid.“I’m_______butIthoughtitwas_________whichhadgonebadinthehotweather.Thechickenshave________thejam,butit’smadethem________.”threwawaythat’ssorryporridgeenjoyeddrunk
