个人收集整理仅供参考学习守株待兔（英语短剧）剧本[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前] 导演： Action ！[跑下台 ] [农夫冷酷地上。] 农夫： I ’m a farmer.（稍停顿） [走两步 ] A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷] When I was young ,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起 ] ！So I ’m rich now ！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏] Look ！This is my modern mobile—— Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch! This my MP3!This is my shoes—— ADIDAS! This is⋯ [不经意地掏出一个苹果] Oh, sorry. And look at this! [从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It ’s my modern ——锄头 ~！！[看下表 ]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes! I think farming should be combined with music! [掏出 MP3 戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱] Farming farming , I ’m farming !Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming ,I ’m farming! Farming will be funny and easy~! [边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台 ] 树： I ’m a tree ! I can do many things! I can sing! [做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！] I can dance![跳四小天鹅 ] I ’m tall!And I ’m Strong! IF you hit me ,you will 挂掉！ Oh? There comes a rabbit! 个人收集整理仅供参考学习[引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台] [兔子 A 上 ] 兔子 A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody , I ’m Jay ! I love U! I love Nantong! [展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》] Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上] 导演： [拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A 的头 ] What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit , understand?! 兔子 A： Sorry sorry sorry ...
