爆笑英语笑话对话大全

第 1 页 共 5 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑爆笑英语笑话对话大全 笑话(анекдот)是民族文化不行或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。我细心收集了爆笑英语笑话对话，供大家观赏学习! 爆笑英语笑话对话篇 1 This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke. A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.) A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? B: Still no idea. 爆笑英语笑话对话篇 2 The Fish Net 第 2 页 共 5 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑 Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. 鱼网 你能告知我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。 把很多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。 小女孩回答道。 爆笑英语笑话对话篇 3 The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. I didnt like her, Mother, because she said that 第 3 页 共 5 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... 新老师 9 月 1 日， 乔治放学回到家里。 乔治，你宠爱你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。 妈妈，我不宠爱，由于她说 3 加 3 得 6, 可后来又说 2 加 4 也得 6。 爆笑英语笑话对话篇 4 Who Is the Laziest? Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom:I dont know,father. Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls 第 4 页 共 5 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work? Tom:Our teacher,father. 中文： 父亲：哎,汤姆,今日我跟你们老师谈过,如今我想问你个问题.你们班上谁最懒? 汤姆：我不知道,爸爸. 父亲：啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课? 汤姆：我们老师,爸爸. 看了"爆笑英语笑话对话'的人还看了： 1.爆笑英语对话小笑话大全 2.最搞笑的英语小笑话十则 第 5 页 共 5 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑 3.好笑的英语笑话对话大全 4.经典搞笑英语对话 5.两人英语幽默对话