英语小笑话爆笑

第 1 页 共 3 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑英语小笑话爆笑 英语小笑话爆笑 会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。如今我也来当笑话大王啦!YJBYS 我 CJ 给大家收集整理了英语小笑话爆笑，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧! 英语小笑话爆笑一： One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didnt do. 一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今日在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩办。 The mother exclaimed, But thats terrible! Im going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what 第 2 页 共 3 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑was it that you didnt do? 妈妈兴奋地说：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的`老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么? The little girl replied, My homework. 小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业。 英语小笑话爆笑二： Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?老师: 汤姆，"男人'这个词的复数形式是什么?Tom: Men.汤姆:男人们。Teacher: Good. And the plural of child? 老师: 答得好。那"孩子'的复数形式呢?Tom : Twins. 汤姆: 双胞胎。 英语小笑话爆笑三： Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.小彼得从操场回到家时，鼻第 3 页 共 3 页精品文档---下载后可任意编辑子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。It was obvious hed been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. Well, Dad, said Pete, I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons. 明显他刚与人恶斗了一番，而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。"噢，爸爸，彼得说，我向拉里挑起决斗，而且我让他选择武器。'Uh-huh, said the father, that seems fair. "嗯，'父亲说，"这看上去很公平!'I know, but I never thought hed choose his sister! "我知道，但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!'