英语小故事大全:正直的林肯篇一：英语演讲幽默故事七年级五班英语幽默故事大赛演讲稿doyoulikestories?iwanttotellyouatruestory.ithappenedtoafriendofmineayearago.whilemyfriend,george,wasreadinginbed,twothievesclimbedintohiskitchen.aftertheyhadenteredthehouse,theywentintothediningroom.itwasverydark,sotheyturnedonatorch.suddenly,theyheardavoicebehindthem.‘what’sup?what’sup?’someonecalled.thethievesdroppedthetorchandranawayasquicklyastheycould.georgeheardthenoiseandcamedownstairsquickly.heturnedonthelight,buthecouldn’tseeanyone.thethieveshadalreadygone.butgeorge’sparrot,hey,wasstillthere.‘what’sup,george?’hecalled.‘nothing,hey.’georgesaidandsmiled.‘gobacktosleep.’篇二：初中英语演讲幽默故事bighead“wherestheshoppingbag?”“ihaventgotone,useyourhat.”大脑袋“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”“购物袋在哪？”“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”goodboylittlerobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.whatdidyoudowiththemoneyigaveyouyesterday?igaveittoapooroldwoman,heanswered.youreagoodboy,saidthemotherproudly.herearetwocentsmore.butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?sheistheonewhosellsthecandy.好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”“她是个卖糖果的。”whereisthefather?twobrotherswerelookingatsomebeautifulpaintings.look,saidtheelderbrother.hownicethesepaintingsare!yes,saidtheyounger,butinallthesepaintingsthereisonlythemotherandthechildren.whereisthefather?theelderbrotherthoughtforamomentandthenexplained,obviouslyhewaspaintingthepictures.父亲在哪儿？兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”analarmclockayoungmanwenttoamountainvillageforhisholiday.onenighthestayedatasmallhotelnearatrainstation.beforegoingtobed,hewenttotheownerofthehotelandsaidtotheoldman,“excuseme,sir.willyoupleasewakemeupataquartertofive?imgoingtotakethefiveoclocktraintomorrowmorning.”“oh,sorry,”theownersaid,“iamafraidicant.idontgetupthatearly.”theyoungmanstartedtogobacktohisroomwhenhestoppedandasked,“doyouhaveanalarmclock?thatwouldhelpme.”“yes,hereitis,youngman.”theyoungmantooktheclockhappilyandthankedtheoldman.butwhenhelookedatitcarefully,thereappearedtobesomethingwrongwithit.“doesitringontime?”heaskedtheoldman.“sure!justshakeitwhenitstimetogetup,anditllring.”一只闹钟一个年轻人到一个山村去度假。那天夜里，他住宿在火车站附近的一个旅馆里。上床睡之前，他对旅馆老板——一个老头儿说：“对不起，先生，请问您能在五点差一刻叫醒我吗？我明天早晨要乘五点的火车。”“哦，很抱歉”，旅馆老板说，“恐怕不行，我不可能起那么早。”年轻人正想回到房间去，又停住了问：“那你有闹钟吗？或许它能帮助我。”“我有，给你，年轻人。”年轻人很高兴地拿了闹钟，谢了老头儿。但当他仔细查看了闹钟后，发现似乎有毛病。“它能准时闹吗？”他问老头儿。“那当然！时间一到，你摇一摇，他就会响的。”oneenginelefta747washalfwayacrosstheatlanticwhenthecaptaingotontheloudspeaker,attention,passengers.wehavelostoneofourengines,butwecancertainlyreachlondonwiththethreewehaveleft.unfortunately,wewillarriveanhourlateasaresult.shortlythereafter,th...
