角色分配沙僧（J）孙悟空（S和旁白）八戒（E）唐僧（T）白骨精所变的老头（B3）白骨精所变的太婆（B2）白骨精所变的女孩（B1和B）ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3P:Fivehundredyearsago,thereisainvitinglegend.Nowadays,we’lltellyouthisinterestingstory,ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster.Let’sbegin.敢问路在何方.mp3唐僧:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?悟空:Bajie,map!八戒:(摸出，递给S)悟空:Look,master………唐僧:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,nottobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!八戒:Oh,master!Forgiveme唐僧:I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest八戒:But……唐僧:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?八戒:Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.悟空:FatPig!八戒:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….悟空:Youwillwhat?八戒:Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).悟空:Hm!唐僧:Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetmesomefoods?八戒:Yousee,masterishungry,too!唐僧:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!沙僧:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway…..唐僧:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?悟空:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）八戒:Thisis…..?悟空:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!唐僧:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!悟空:Bye!(走)唐僧:Let’splaycards!斗地主.mp3白骨精:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)白骨精:CanIjoinyou?唐僧:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.白骨精:Oh,Chance!Bomb!唐僧:Bomb?(打出)白骨精:DoubleKing!唐僧:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)悟空:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!白骨精:Ah……唐僧:Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!悟空:Sheisamonster!唐僧:Nonsense!悟空:Oh,pleasedon’t……唐僧:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…泰坦尼克号.mp3悟空:Please,Please,oh,no……唐僧:Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!白骨精:Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)白骨精2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?唐僧:Daughter?…No,sorry!白骨精2:Oh,mypoorbaby!What’swrongwithyou?Tellme,tellmewhodidit!?Ican’tstandit!Whyisitalwaysmewhogetshurt?悟空:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)沙僧:Look,(伸食指)howmany?唐僧:Two…(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)白骨精3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh…mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!O,oncetherewasatrueloveatmyhand,butIdidn'ttreasureit.Ididn'trealizeituntilitwasgone.Thereisnothingmoremiserablethanit.IfGodcangivemeachancetorestart,I'lltellthemywifeandmydaughterthreewords“ILoveYou”.IfIhavetoaddadeadlinetothelove,Ihopeitwillbetenthousandyears.芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3悟空:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)白骨精3:Justkillmeuseyourgoldencudgel(金箍棒),don’thesitate,please!Withoutmyfamily,Idon'twannaliveanymore.唐僧:You,you…(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!悟空:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!唐僧:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!悟空:(悲，离去)人鬼情未了.MP3八戒:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......唐僧:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!白骨精:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)唐僧:（惊）Youare......白骨精:Howfoolishyouare,Mr.Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)白骨精:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......悟空:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.唐僧:Wukong?八戒:Oh,BrotherMonkey!沙僧:Ourheroisback!唐僧:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?悟空:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!唐僧:How,howdidyoufindit?悟空:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)唐僧:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)悟空:What?唐僧:I'msorry.悟空:Em?Louder,please?唐僧:I......am......sorry.....敢问路在何方.mp3唐僧:Let'sgoguys!(歌)悟空:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.八戒:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.沙僧:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.唐僧八戒悟空沙僧:Ah......Ah......Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.P:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoneaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.All（谢幕）:Youwonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet......全剧终谢谢观看
