中式英语的笑话 (2010-07-19 21:54:17) 转载 标签： 杂谈 分类：学生习作 Chinglish,即"中式英语"。学习者在写作中往往先用汉语打腹稿，或列出中文提纲，再把汉语一句句机械地转换成英语，带有明显的汉语痕迹，因而不能被以英语为母语者所接受。中式英语指带有中文语音、语法、词汇特色的英语，是一种洋泾浜语言。中式英语在英语被称为“Chinglish”，是汉语及英语的英文混合而成的合体字。 请看下面有关中式英语的小笑话 1．we two who and who! 咱俩谁跟谁啊！ 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？ 3．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！ 4．as far as you go to die！ 有多远死多远！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 ！！ 6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ ！ 8．know is know ，noknow is noknow... 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son 你有两下子。 19.好好学习，天天向上： good good study,day day up! 20、Open the door see mountain 开门见山 21、five flowers eight doors 五花八门 22、people mountain people sea 人山人海 23、Un-ding-able 顶不住了 24、You...
